arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via thatnewcarsmell)

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  • someone: *says something*
  • me: breaks into a song with a word they just said

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seblaine:

watch out guys obama is doing his job

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ablipintime:

imgoverdose:

The animal handlers at the oregon zoo took chendra around to meet some of the other animals one day before the zoo opened. the sea lions were her favorite! 

That is the happiest fucking elephant ever shit.